Hey, I’m Goofy and i’m currently the best Ork in NA and probably top 2 in the world. Yes, you read that right, i’m one of the two last Mohican at the moment, and i’ve beaten the following players: Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Daisy Duck and the Beagle Boys etc etc…. I’ve beaten almost every top streamer, so i believe my opinion has merit. Furthermore everyone i’ve talked to, even my mom, really believes that all these things need to be adressed naow. If this patch takes longer than two weeks, i cant guarantee for the national security anymore.
All of these things are common sense changes and you can simply put a plaster on it, as there are no deeper interactions in any way..
I’m going to list everything that needs to be adjusted. I dont know if i said it before but this comes from high tier 1v1 play, which i’ve carefully measured by my epeen and the game should be balanced around me…
..List of things that have been mentioned many times before, but i will still list them again for the sake of it and how else should i justify making a thread about selfglorification. Also i will only point out what i find to be wrong as has been done already many times over and i will not propose any funded or thought out constructive alternatives. Its just common sense and i need no actual empirically researched data or statistics. Just do it! I dont know what but Do it!
Furthermore, Ork is easily the most underplayed race with , have to say it again because it sounds so good to me, 2 high mmr orks compared to 20+ eldar and SM players in a series of tournaments where literally, liter-ally, all the best players of the universe participated.
And i know thats true, because i have played this game for years and STILL everybody is playing the same old overpowered builds. Its not even worth trying alternatives anymore. It just has to change. Somehow.
Sorry for poor writing, but hopefully my epeen came across well. If anyone wants proof of my skill i can send you nudes of my epeen. Many camgirls can vouch for me. AGAIN, every SINGLE thing here has been unanimously DECIDED as being broken from top players…!
Change it or bad things will happen!