Have a few drinks.
Be in a good mood.
Decided to play Annihilation mode.
Launch game while cranking World Eater by Bolt Thrower.
Go to open games.
Not worried, make my own game.
Wait for a minute, check settings, no turrets, because poster of Chuck Norris is looking.
Eyes judging me.
Song almost over.
Player joins lobby.
He sees my Space Marines and leaves.
5 minutes go by.
Spotify switches over to my Peter Murphy playlist.
Lobby still empty.
Check open games.
A single power core game open, vs AI.
Check Steam Charts.
Player pool under 700 players.
Tab back in.
0 players in lobby.
0 open games.
Feel Chuck's cold stare in the back of my head.
Turn to meet his gaze, our eyes meet.
Alt+f4 and shut down computer.
Send message to friend on vacation with wife in Mexico.
Tell him that we should play some vDOW when he gets back, wife is at work.
Crawl into bed.
Look at Chuck.
Turn off lights.
Dream of Chuck Norris being the Tactical Sergeant to all my squads.